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Meet the Directors/Valkyries

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(we all share the same last name beginning with: A.)

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Amanda Leanne Lynn (Amalee)

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Annestasia Octavia Beth (Anna or Beth)

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Annabette Bethany-Kate

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Dusk Noir

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Flynn Sylvane

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Furina-sue Burnadette

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Hana-Llayla Lilia

HAH-NAH LIE-LUH

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Primary Caregiver/Multifunction, current and former Co-host.

Hobbies: organizing, financial management, puzzles, listening to music, helping with tasks, writing poetry, cooking, baking, watching us do stuff.

Likes: Stir Fry, Mythology, Audiobooks, Magnus Archives, Pastries, Tiramisu, Pop & Classical

Favorite Colors: Amber, Orange, Ruby, Rust, Silver, Sea Foam

Favorite Smells: Lilac, Pinot Noir, Blood

Religion: Undecided

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Iluna Olympia-delhi

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Ilura Fortuna-delhi

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Jorgina Le'Fae (Jorgi)

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Leora-fiore Lyra (Leora)

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Marianne Thistle-Roan (Marie)

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Mercy-Alice Athene (Mercy)

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One of the co-hosts, usually fronting most of the time

Hobbies: Video Games, Writing, Baking, Fixing Stuff, Collecting Rocks, Annoying Cute Girls (Brat Stuff)

Likes: Oranges, Spicy Food, Femme People, Linux (Arch BTW), Being With Safe People, Metal & Alternative

Favorite Colors: White, Orange, Grey, Gold

Favorite Smells: Fermenting Garbage, Cannabis, Petrichor, (Incriminating Smell) Cervical Mucus

Religion: Hellenist (Reconstructionist)

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Mindy Aoromeuliese

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Mira Adalace

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Mistilaine Serendipity Kristáliese

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Monica Daelucia

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Niska Anežka-Kataline

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Oceana Aquamarina

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Olette Ophelia Nox

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Rouge Nosurname

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Saraphina-Thalia Alaquinn Grace

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Satianna-Eris Lilith (Sati)

SAH-TEE AH-NUH

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Son Hae-Seo (Nausicaa "Sun")

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Tabitha Lee (Tab)

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Yrlana Delhi

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Zephyria Aelos Sky

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